Constrained Bliss Point

I have an awesome name. You may not realize it at first, but it’s true. I’ve pondered my name a lot over the course of my life, and it may just be that I have one of the coolest names ever. Here’s why:

First, I’m one of a select set of people whose first, middle, and last names are all the same number of letters. I have five. My friend Rob is a part of this set, with six, and I don’t think I’ve met anyone else to satisfy the criterion yet (although some people come close).

Second, the number of syllables in my names exactly match my birthday. My birthday is January 23, or 1/23. One syllable, two syllables, three syllables. I believe there are only a handful of people in the world who can satisfy both of these conditions.

And just the other day, I recognized one more point: the number of vowels in my names is also 1-2-3. I rule.